Website Visitors - The Worldwide Web
Over the last week I’ve had website visitors from 19 states and 8 foreign countries. Wow. That’s in one week. A number of you have come back multiple times. Thank you.
One person from Ireland visited three different times. Please buy a bowl, I know international shipping and European taxes and duty are high but please buy a bowl. I’m saving for a trip to Ireland and your purchase will help.
One visitor was from Moscow. My nephew is married to a beautiful girl from that area of the world so it could be a relative. Please buy a bowl anyway. I really like vodka and I will buy some good vodka with the profit.
I’ve sold several bowls to people in the UK. They have very good taste in wooden bowls. I’ve visited the UK several times and spent more money than I should have in your pubs. You need to buy several more bowls to help me recoup my investment.
One person from Canada visited. They live on the longest freshwater beach in the world. I would never have known about that if you hadn’t visited my website. I really like beaches, fresh or the salty ones. One of my bowls would look really good on a counter with a beach view.
Someone from Poland visited. I have never been to Poland but I’ve always wanted to visit. I’ve been to the Czech Republic and to Germany, your neighbors on two sides. I really want to visit though so buy a bowl and help out.
Someone from Slovenia visited. I’ve been to Austria and Italy but didn’t get to Slovenia. My son Stephen and his wife Crystal were in Slovenia last month and loved it. That’s where he caught the 32” trout. I’d love to visit. If you buy a bowl or two maybe…..
I’ve been to Mexico many times and I think the visitor from Mexico is one of my old workmates. You should buy a bowl just because.
Someone from China visited seven different times. I didn’t have anything to do with the tariffs, just saying. I have visited several cities in China and found the people to be very charming. I toured a 2000 year old house that had running water and indoor plumbing when it was built. Wow! We can work something out on the shipping, just reach out to me via e-mail.
To you US visitors, I’ve visited every state in the Continental US except Maine and North Dakota. I’m sorry you two states but you haven’t visited my website either. To the rest of you, buy a bowl, I’ve spent a wad in your state.
To the other four continents, get busy, visit my site and buy a bowl.
