Nude Selfie

Many of you know that Oscar goes with me everywhere. He waits expectantly every morning, eager to walk down to the shop. What you don’t know is that he surfs the internet at night looking for ways to boost the readership of my blog. He came to me this morning with research that nude selfies were trending. I was against the idea at first. It’s just crass marketing. He wore me down so here it is, Oscar nude! He won’t take off his coat, he wears it everywhere.